This is a preorder. The records will ship in early September.
(This record is $4 if you mail the money via snail mail.)

DETAILS POSTED SHORTLY

1. Oh, To Be an Aging Hipster
2. WGTO - The Ghetto (with DJ Flap Jack & Ice Tray)
3. White Trash Honolulu (with Tim Campbell: Drum Programming)
4. Home Room Hip Hop
5. How Beautiful You Are To Me
6. Mix Tapes and Madness
7. Mind Movin’ (with Steady Matt: vocals & Jeremiah Jett: Sax)
8. Big Treats
9. WGTO - Crunk Calls (with DJ Flap Jack & Ice Tray)
10. State of Mind (with Krysta Marolf and Kendra Marolf: vocals)
11. Half Ounce of Booty (with J.W. Jackson: vocals)
12. Fat Girls Gone Wild
13. Made 4 TV Movie (with Krysta Marolf: vocals)
14. Drugs, Money and Bitches (With D-Murder: vocals)
15. Point of View (with DJ Back Bone: scratching)
16. Take the Space Train
17. Fat Back (with Dylan Cowles: vocals)
18. Marvin Gaye (with Sean D: vocals & DJ Back Bone: scratching)
19. WGTO - Word Up From Our Sponsors (with DJ Flap Jack & Ice Tray)
20. Green Elephants (with John Gottschalk: organ)
21. Strawberry Jam (with Strawberry: CB Talk)
22. This Goes Out (with Danny Greene: vocals & Rich Rescigno: B4)
23. A Broken Heart and Some Break Beats (with Justin Vilardi: vocals & Noah Broe: vocals)

Brand new Chris Clavin Cassette Tape Here

Brand new vinyl only release. 12 new songs by Chris Clavin of Ghost Mice, Captain Chaos, Operation Cliff Clavin etc.

COLORED VINYL IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!
The record comes with a free digital download that will be emailed to you before you even receive the record!

You get all 4 colors of The Chris Clavin LP for $35 postage paid!

From the Mouth of Mike Miller:
Our new album, "We Are Still At War" is finished.  It's done.  It's ready to go.

Endless Mike And The Beagle Club Combo Pack. You get both The Husky Tenor and We Are Still At War for $16 postage paid!

(Don't forget to scroll down and check out the Thanks for The Floor cd with oxygen tank on it)

ENDLESS MIKE AND THE BEAGLE CLUB - THE HUSKY TENOR CD
Catchy and political/smart--sprawling indie pop with all the saws, banjos, and fiddles you can handle. Cds come in digipack with 6 page handwritten letter.

The Thanks For The Floor CD contains brand new songs from The Steinways, Hallie Unlovable (with Brook Pridemore), Captain Chaos, Guitar Bomb, Yesterdays Pants, The Stick Martin Show, The Max Levine Ensemble, Endless Mike and The Beagle Club, Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sandomire, and The Two Thergs (2 of the 3 Ergs acoustic - those of you who download music already have this track). It is coming in a handmade package made out of real wood veneer. The first 50 orders come in a limited edition dark wood version. 500 total will be made.

3 Darkwood versions left!

This cd is $5 with any other Crafty Records Release. See Below

The darkwood version is sold out.

Order here if you order any other Crafty Records item over $6.

(Yes, if you order two other items that total over $6 not including this cd, you can still get this cd for 5 bucks.)

(You need to spend over $6 for each cd that you want to order for $5. Please do not try to scam us, thank you for the order.)

CLICK IMAGE ON LEFT TO SEE COVER.

l. Bluebirds (Adam Green)
2. Modern Art Gallery (Cheese On Bread)
3. I'd Rather Go With Friends Than Go Alone (Kimya Dawson)
4. Store In A Cool, Dry Place (Toby Goodshank)
5. Mister Softee (Major Matt Mason USA)
6. Lick (Barry Bliss, additional words by BP)
7. Liar (Paleface)
8. The Earth Is Black (Soft Black)
9. Kiss Loves You (Lach)
lO. Home (Daniel Bernstein)
ll. The Sky Falls Fast (The Festival)

2 new songs by The Ergs!, Unlovables, For Science, Hunchback, Lemuria, Nancy, Steinways and Groucho Marxists.

(This cd is $10 by snail mail or in person)

10" vinyl record. Comes in Purple(125), Yellow(125), Black (200) and Green(50). Green is only available in the nerd pack.

20 songs in 21 minutes of pop punk perfection available in vinyl for the first time. Hooray.

We are out but a few packs are left at vinyl collective

All FOUR colors of the The Steinways - Missed The Boat
You get BLACK, PURPLE, YELLOW, and GREEN.
There were only 50 green copies and they are only available in the nerd packs. We did not order green from the plant. It was an accident.

You get all 4 colors of the steinways record (Yellow, Purple, Black, and Green*) and The New York vs New Jersey Punk Rock Battle Royal (featuring two Steinways songs)

*Green Records are only available in the nerd packs (50 were pressed)

By The Stick Martin Show.

The Rerelease of the classic first album on Crafty Records. Now with 6 bonus tracks, new package and the history of Crafty Records inside!

Super Extra Cool Bonus Track Marks on my Arm
12. Sigmund (The Communication of Truth through Freudian Slips)
13. Bagel Man
14. Milk Crates and Plywood
15. Things Change
16. Trackside Video
17. Half As Bad (Old School Version)

Heartsickle Vinyl only!

Record comes in Red(250), Blue(250), and Black(500). Please choose color below. Black will be the default color

*see colector nerds pack below

(This record is $11 if you snail mail us the money. It is $10 in person. Mailing records well is expensive. We are sorry about that.)

Records ship March 24th.

You get all get colors of the Unlovables record Hearsickle for $30 postage paid.

You get all 3 colors of the new Unlovables record Heartsickle and a copy of the NY vs NJ Punk Rock battle Royal for $35 postage paid.

2 cds set of musicians from the NYC antifolk scene.

1. Major Matt Mason USA-Tripping Yourself
2. Brook Pridemore-Sugar Coma (Snakes on My Brain)
3. Soft Black-The Earth is Black
4. The Wowz-You're Lovely
5. Toby Goodshank-Black Eye
6. A Brief View of the Hudson-She Will Never Speak
7. Jeff Lewis and Diane Cluck-The River
8. Jason Trachtenburg-Anyone Can Tell (In the Rain)
9. Kimya Dawson-Live Song at Sidewalk
10. Masheen Gun Kelly-Don't Bug Me On My First Cup
11. Lowry-Boone's Farm
12. Elastic No-No Band-Sally's Strut
13. ThREe DrinKs tO LizZie-splash'o'gin
14. Beau Johnson-Gypsy
15. The Real Urban Barnyard-Pooper Scooper
16. Dan Penta-Joyless Now
17. Lach-Baby
18. Dan Costello-M&M's (I Love You More)


CD TWO (65:03)
1. Eric Wolfson-Sleeping is a Sucker's Game
2. Griffin and the True Believers-Beautiful Weather
3. Ivan Sandomire-Drunk Faeries
4. Matt Singer-VHS
5. Erin Regan-Your Mom's Car
6. Paleface-I Don't Think I Like You (As Much As I Used To)
7. David LK Murphy-Peace of Mind
8. Dead Blonde Girlfriend-Velvet Coffin
9. The Festival-The Ink Festival
10. Ben Godwin-Terminus
11. The Sewing Circle-Sewer Gators NYC
12. Creaky Boards-I'm So Serious This Time
13. The Bowmans-The Slumber
14. Dan Fishback-Faggotssaywhat?
15. Frank Hoier-I Can't Love You Anymore
16. Debe Dalton-Ed's Song
17. Urban Barnyard-Johnny's Kitchen

All preorders come will a surprise. Orders ship February 17th.
details posted shortly.

10 new songs 41 minutes of music

Preorders start  Dec 1st

This CD is $5 if you order any other item from Crafty Records.

The $3 Gallon features new songs by Brook Pridemore, Guitar Bomb, The Max Levine Ensemble, Captain Chaos, Ivan Sandomire, Yeterdays Pants, and The Stick Martin Show. It also has live tracks from Ghost mice, Brook Pridemore and Guitar Bomb. The Cd's will come in envelopes made out of vintage sewn maps. The liner notes are printed on the backs of Mapquest that were used on various Crafty Records Tours. All of the songs are about travel.

Preorders start Dec 1st
This CD is $5 if you order any other item from Crafty Records. Only order it with this button if you order something else as well. 

The first offical release by Guitar Bomb. The first 100 copies come with a bomb in the spine. Order one now before they explode. . Album details posted soon.

"In fact, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this record is one of 2006’s most criminally overlooked albums." Ken Knox Amplifier Magazine

Only 5 left!
Ivan Sandomire - Water Colours 50 handmade copies

1 Betcha
2 Sloppyjoe
3 theundertaker
4 sezhu karaoke
5 BoRnWrOnG
6 A sunbeam for a mermaid
7 radio mix / index / thumbnails

by Captain Chaos

Official Crafty Records Release:
25 solo songs written  by Chris Clavin (of Ghostmice, Operation Cliff Clavin, The Devil is Electric). All of these songs were written and recorded in one take. They are honest. Chris is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He does amazing things and you should buy this record.

(Note:  This CD is $5 if you mail cash or a check rather than pay by paypal)

This cd is put out by Anticreative records.

This is the 5th cd in the captain chaos saga.
TRACK LISTING:
1. i'm sorry friends
2. sharp darts
3. the fool [previously known as THE KING]
4. the duel
5. the simpsons
6. i need a lullaby
7. i will rip their jaws apart
8. i ate eight
9. i am waiting for you
10. here lies a fool for love
11. who is coming for me?
12. chelsea hotel
13. that cat poster that says "hang in there"
14. finals
15. the book of love
16. cops can't dance

Photo posted shortly

This is the other Captain Chaos record that is not an official Crafty Records release. It is however also very good so we decided to carry it in our catalog. This Cd is $5 if you mail us the money.

 This Captain Chaos record t is not an official Crafty Records release but we carry it.

This is the 3rd Captain Chaos CD
(it is 5$ if you mail cash)

This cd is put out by FOTW.

It is the 6th and final cd in the series
(except for the bonus cd that only comes in the box set)

This cd is $5 via snail mail or in person.

Picture posted shortly.

NOTE*  This is a cdr but fully packages
This Captain Chaos record is not an official Crafty Records release but we carry it.

This is the 4th album by Captain Chaos
This isn't an album about the past or the present, but rather the future, the Captain explains:

What if you found your journal one day but you had never seen it beofre? All the dates were at least two years in the future, would you read it? I read 10 pages, six pages about Ireland and four pages about Baja, California. These songs are about those six pages. I didn't write songs for all of them because I didn't want to spoil the ending for you know who.

You can get two Captain Chaos records for a total of $11. You will receive May all Liars Burn in Hell and This is Cake. They will be $10 if you mail us the money. You should just order both of them. It will save you the trouble of ordering the second one at a later date.

You can get two Captain Chaos records for a total of $11. You will receive the two newest cds Bloomington Vol 1 and Ireland. They will be $10 if you mail us the money. You should just order both of them. It will save you the trouble of ordering the second one at a later date.

by Brook Pridemore

The Reflecting Skin
"The Better One"
11 songs about death, loss, suicide, traveling, love and redemption. Deep metaphor buried in nonsense. Brook calls this one, "My 'Double Nickels on the Dime.'"

By The Stick Martin Show.
The First Official Chris Martin release in over 5 years!

If Satan himself drove a race car, even he would not shut the hell up about how hot this album is.  Religion, sex, pirates, a samurai,  I think Stick mentions the Legend of Zelda in one song.  It's pretty fucking cool, man.  This ablum was completed very slowly over five years.  That means it was started before your baby sister had a cell phone.  Lots and lots of guest stars on this one too.  Check it out, ninja.  Word to your mother.

Track List:

1. Don't Get Caught
2. The Congregation of Church and State
3. Black Samurai
4. The Voice of God
5. I Can't Complain
6. Don't Be a Dick
7. Roulette Blues
8. Back to the Shack
9. Midnight Oil
10. Intercourse, PA
11. The Tale of Captain McNail

Max Levine Ensemble / Spirit Animals split
7" mixed color vinyl

By The Don't Stop

Born and bred in the underbelly of Brooklyn, the Don't Stop has emerged as one of the borough's most notorious rock bands.
Teetering on the brink of self-annihilation, this newly stripped down trio packs an immense amount of power and barely manages to keep it contained. If a bolt were to come loose in this machine, the entire mechanism would explode, destroying itself and anything in
 its path. 'Sleazy', 'cranky', 'beer drinking', 'bar brawling' and 'jesus bashing' are words often used to describe their music.
With a rhythm section reminiscent of Motorhead's Lemmy and Filthy Phil, and with the angsty Kurt Cobainesque squelches of their singer, Don't Stop stands a chance of single handedly demolishing all of he pretty boy neo-hipster hair bands currently infecting the airwaves.

By The Stick Martin Show. 
A bonified Crafty Records Classic

If Satan himself heard this record, even he wouldn't shut the hell up about how hot it is..  Songs about underage drinking, falling in love on ecstacy,  Stick sells his sould to the devil and much, much more.  Hip hop, country, jazz and blues; it's all here.  Plus, stay tuned for the official rerelease of this album, with added bonus tracks.  Crafty Dan is audible for about a half a second in Women, Cigarettes and Booze.

Track List:

1. Slaughter House Jive
2. Hazy Dream on a Lazy Day
3. Officer Murphy
4. Half as Bad
5. Paint the TV Black
6. Women, Cigarettes and Booze
7. Obediah
8. The Queen is Dead
9. Stop, Drop and Roll
10. Stella Killed Stanly
11. The Man with No Soul (Stick vs. the Devil)

By Brook Pridemore

The Good One
Inklings of punk-folk mixed in with a little bit of bluegrass and blue-eyed soul.  Eleven songs about a boy who came to The City to write good songs and sing them for people.  Jonathan Richman and Bernie Taupin trade songs with Johnny Ramone.  Featuring performances by members of The Ergs!, The Unloveables, and The Don't Stop.

By Brook Pridemore

The First One
It's not lo-fi and it's not hi-fi, it's just fi.  Thirteen songs from the albums, "I'll be the First to Toast My Rockin' Soul," and "100% by Brook Pridemore and The Shoplifters," plus three brand new acoustic recordings.  Seriously funny and nerve-damaged songs about Michigan, girls and college, in that order.

By Adam Z.
(current member of Alien Red)

By Paul Nicholas

By Kevin Smith

By Big Treats

The imfamous Crafty Records hip-hop album. Email us if you would like to hear a track or two.

The new Crfaty Records Logo is Finally available on the interweb. Please emailus what color you want.

Colors available : grey, red, black

A 288 page novel-like narrative, Evasion is one person's travelogue of thievery and trespassing across the country, evading not only arrest, but also the 40-hour workweek and hopeless boredom of modern life. The journey documents a literal and metaphorical reclamation of an individual's life and the spaces surrounding them—scamming, squatting, dumpstering, train hopping and shoplifting a life worth living and a world worth the fighting for.